Shipping policy

📦 WHERE’S MY SHIT?! 😂

Bestie, we know you’re ready to get your shit! 💕 Please keep in mind that our items require production time before they are ready to ship.

PRODUCTION TIME:

Please allow approximately 6–8 weeks for your order to be produced and prepared for shipment. This is an estimated production timeframe and does not include shipping/transit time.

ONCE YOUR SHIT SHIPS 👀

Once your order is ready and shipped, you’ll receive tracking information so you can stalk that package like the rest of us. 😂📦

CHECK THAT ADDRESS, BESTIE!

Please double-check your shipping address before placing your order. If you notice an error, contact us before your order ships, and we’ll do our best to update it.

DELAYS:

Shipping carrier delays can happen after your package leaves our hands and may be outside of our control. Production timelines may also occasionally be affected by circumstances beyond our control. If there’s a significant issue affecting your order, we’ll communicate with you as soon as possible.

💕 IMPORTANT: By placing your order, you acknowledge that you have read and understand the estimated 6–8 week production timeframe.

It’ll be worth the wait, bitch. 😂💕 THAT’LL DO IT!